Piles of needles
and Lupron in boxes
more Estrace tabs
and transfer a-la-mockses

Brown Fedex packages
tied up with string,
these are a few
of my favorite things. (not)

When the doc calls,
when the beta falls,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember
why I'll never give up
and then I don't feel so bad.

Medrol and ultras
for thawed embie transfers
too many questions
and waiting sans answers,
prodding and poking
and bye-bye to sex,
these are the things that can
make us a wreck.

When the shot stings,
when the bank rings,
when insurance bites,
I simply remember
our babies to be...
and soon it will be alright.